nice one emma ....they are out there , a few call to my market stall ocassionally and tut tut at some of the things I may be selling ,ie a 1950-1970's teapot or a crazy dress I may have made with loads of buttons and bows sewed on it ...they actually get offended ! ..and me , minding my own business , standing there in the cold trying to sell my creations ! ...most peeps are cool , but we always remember the ones who are NOT ! ....let her roll off the face of the earth :)
Don't worry Emma, I've seen her, she's not real! she's actually a ghost that haunts retail assistants. What you need to do next time is close your eyes and repeat over and over again, "you do not exist, you do not exist, you do not exist", that usually gets rid of them in my experience.
thanks guys, a lady made one of the girls I work with cry the other day so I did this for her, I m going to get Mitchell brothers style on her ass next time I see her
Oh yes. I know this Wagon. She believes that queues do not apply to her. Ever. Even if it's a queue consisting of only you and her. She vigerously elbows you out of the way with her pointy pointy purpose sharpened elbows, hoping that someone would have the cheek to protest. (wow, i sound a bit evil)
oh the memories of retail life..Its amazing how it is the retail assistants fault that their stupid part 9 of 59 Dolls House Collection magazine's free chair was missing its stupid cushion.. ya i took it out and i keep it at home in my little box of stolen miniture things from stupid over priced collection magazines.. next to the mini car and the mini classic books collection.. bah
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Ah Emma, I hope you never met anyone like that really. If you did I'll come around and bop her for you!
sadly I have met many versions of her, please feel to bop her!
I love her little hands!
I loves your creation!
nice one emma
....they are out there , a few call to my market stall ocassionally and tut tut at some of the things I may be selling ,ie a 1950-1970's teapot or a crazy dress I may have made with loads of buttons and bows sewed on it ...they actually get offended ! ..and me , minding my own business , standing there in the cold trying to sell my creations ! ...most peeps are cool , but we always remember the ones who are NOT ! ....let her roll off the face of the earth :)
Don't worry Emma, I've seen her, she's not real! she's actually a ghost that haunts retail assistants. What you need to do next time is close your eyes and repeat over and over again, "you do not exist, you do not exist, you do not exist", that usually gets rid of them in my experience.
thanks guys, a lady made one of the girls I work with cry the other day so I did this for her, I m going to get Mitchell brothers style on her ass next time I see her
Oh yes. I know this Wagon. She believes that queues do not apply to her. Ever. Even if it's a queue consisting of only you and her. She vigerously elbows you out of the way with her pointy pointy purpose sharpened elbows, hoping that someone would have the cheek to protest.
(wow, i sound a bit evil)
oh the memories of retail life..Its amazing how it is the retail assistants fault that their stupid part 9 of 59 Dolls House Collection magazine's free chair was missing its stupid cushion.. ya i took it out and i keep it at home in my little box of stolen miniture things from stupid over priced collection magazines.. next to the mini car and the mini classic books collection.. bah
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